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The Sentient Meat Crafting illusory Identities

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I stop breathing as I kiss at times.
It appears as if my body would eliminate every distraction and I’d eventually pass out, if the person was sufficiently appealing.
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35

What are my strong sides?
Perhaps there aren't any?
Am I an evenly distributed, spherical power of force?
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'Random' in a colloquial sense, chiefly denotes the inability to connect the dots, by whomever is inclined to use the word so casually.
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33

- I would like to begin by saying, I am very.. *shite I've said too much*.
BLACK HELICOPTERS APPROACHING.
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32

Well, if ‘everybody says so’…
Who am I to question that sort of authority?
Buddy you’re free. Free from complexity.
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The sweetest of the cutest of the cookie dough kingdom.
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30

Take what you can get.
If you can't get anything, embrace the lightness of not having.
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29

Perhaps the fall will bring some true colors. I caught myself repulsed by the smiles on the street. Smiles induced exclusively by the sun.
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Your happiness so shallow.
Your anger shiny-Disney-bling-bling.
Your body unworthy of a cigarette burn.
Say you did burn.
These ashes, wind that scatters,
Will not carry.
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We're in a desperate need of a new 'trash collection unit' as natural selection has been overthrown by culture.
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26

My shit is pure, I distil it.
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25

"Below is false"
"Above is true"
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24

Considering all the nonsense and futility that surrounds us, how does a mindless twat find the courage to vilify the idea of ‘living in one’s own bubble’?
I've contained the answer above, haven't I?
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23

But I AM a bird!
Do not fuck with my delusions.
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22

- You're so messed-up!
- Define 'so'.
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21

Is it a waste of time or the times of waste?
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Grace may smoothen a collision at fall.
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19

Cock or dog fights, boxing - no no no.
Unethical.
What about bug fights?
This just in, Japanese have them. Done it first. Again. Among other magics like: 'bullet time' animation, CD's, DSLR!, martial arts & instant noodle soup..
Bug wrestlomania is yet another proof of the eastern pioneers of awesome.
Then there is karaoke, thou to be fair even Einstein had moronic ideas.
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A sip every second came to be known as "60-sips-per-minute-intake" or as I call it, "the bimbonaci sequence".
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